The Slightly Free Avgeek Kingdom of Ukaland City is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jáqĸue Müiler with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.028 billion Avgeeks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ukaland. The average income tax rate is 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Avgeek economy, worth 238 trillion Rocketist Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,566 Rocketist Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, and government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukaland City's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rocketism.

Ukaland City is ranked 28,911^th in the world and 44^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 74.71 kickbacks per hour.